Full-Metal Yacket

My mother, my precious, tireless mother, has designed a jacket knit entirely from a novelty yarn called "Baby Monkey." The effect, however, resembles nothing so much as an enormous black yak pelt, and thus I present to you:

Jacket + Yak = The Yacket

Opinion in the store is divided: Several customers feel the Yacket is tres chic, while others consider it to be something Rosie O'Donnell's personal costumer on "The Flintstones" movie might have rejected as too prehistoric looking. You be the judge . . . Either way, I'm like totally out of the will.